Your official uniform for the lovable menace era. This tee quietly says “I’ll behave” while loudly suggesting otherwise. Featuring our wide-eyed Frenchie gremlin badge, it certifies your right to be delightfully dramatic in public, private, and group chats.
Wear it for vibe checks, side quests, and any meeting that could’ve been an email. Apologies not included. Validation… self-issued.
Why you’ll love it
Certified chaos, soft feel: Garment-dyed, soft-washed 100% ring-spun US cotton (6.1 oz) = premium weight without the cardboard feel.
Relaxed fit, real life ready: Roomy through the body for that “effortlessly unbothered” drape.
Built for repeat shenanigans: Pre-shrunk, double-needle stitching, tubular construction, and a sewn-in twill label.
Ethically grown & harvested US cotton.
Note: “Certified Emotional Chaos Gremlin” is not an accredited program. Yet.
Fit & sizing (inches)
Size
Width
Length
Sleeve (CB)
S
18.25
26.62
16.25
M
20.25
28.00
17.75
L
22.00
29.37
19.00
XL
24.00
30.75
20.50
2XL
26.00
31.62
21.75
3XL
27.75
32.50
23.25
4XL
29.75
33.50
24.63
Fit tip: Relaxed and true-to-size. Between sizes or want extra drape? Size up.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside-out. Tumble dry low. Don’t iron directly on the print (gremlins hate that).
Upgrade your closet to gremlin-core; subtle print, loud vibes, maximum comfort.
